Welcome to Lilley/Matthews Madness, a place where records are kept of all the crazy things that the various members of the Lilley and Matthews Families get up to. This will probably include photos, stories, etc. Have anything to add here, please pass it onto me.
On This Page:
CRAZY PHOTOS:
This is the location for funny, silly photos of those in the family. So far we have just the one - below:
ABOVE: My Brother and Linda at
the
Debutante Ball
STUPID COMMENTS:
Eventually there will be a directory of funny or stupid comments that family members have said. If you have any you remember please pass them on for inclusion here.
STRANGE STORIES:
The following are stories that relate to members of my family, some more closely related than others. Can you guess who these people are? If you have more stories about the family to tell, please let me know.
- FOOT IN THE OVEN: Have you heard the story about the Matthews family member who when his foot was in plaster used to put it in the oven to dry out? Do you know who this person was? Answer - My grandfather, Arthur Matthews.
- UNDIES IN THE FRIDGE AND OVEN: Have you heard the story about the Matthews family member who used to keep her underwear in the fridge on hot days and then put it on to keep cool? She used to also warm them up in the oven in Winter. Do you know who this was? Answer - My grandmother, Amelia Matthews.
- WHILE URINATING ONE MUST KEEP IT PRIVATE: Which Lilley was made to write hundreds of times 'while urinating one must keep it private,' while attending the Mulwee School at Swan Bay? What was the reason? He and a friend were caught trying to urinate over a partition wall in the school's urinals by the teacher. Answer - George Lilley.
